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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Why Gays Should Not Marry...


1) Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5) Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6) Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer life-spans.

12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

America, Not So Equal...


Now don't get me wrong, I love America but what some people consider "equal" just infuriates me is the fact that out of 50 states Mark and I can only be "equal" in two - Massachusetts and California (which may be overturned in November). Now Norway has allowed gays to marry. There are more countries than states where Mark and I would have the same rights as everyone else. The countries are:
  1. The Netherlands, 2001.
  2. Belgium, 2003.
  3. Massachusetts, USA, 2004.
  4. Canada, 2005.
  5. Spain, 2005.
  6. Norway, 2008

OSLO (AFP) — Norway's parliament on Wednesday adopted a new marriage law that allows homosexuals to marry and adopt children and permits lesbians to be artificially inseminated.

After a heated debate, the members of parliament adopted the text by a vote of 84 to 41.

The three centre-left coalition parties in power and two opposition parties, the Conservatives and the Liberals, voted largely in favour of the law, while the Christian Democrats and the far-right Progress Party voted against it.

Norway thus became the sixth country in the world to grant homosexuals the right to marry on an equal footing with heterosexuals, according to Norwegian television TV2.

"This decision is of an importance comparable to universal suffrage and our law on parity," Labour Party rapporteur Gunn Karin Gjul said during the debate.

The most controversial part of the law is that which gives lesbians the right to be artificially inseminated. The sperm donor must be identified so that the child can seek out his or her biological father at the age of 18.

"We are now creating a system where the father is reduced to a sperm sample," lamented Ulf Erik Knudsen, a member of the far-right.

Outside the parliament, a handful of opponents protested with posters reading "Have fathers become superfluous?" and "Parliament has no mandate to change the laws of nature."

Among other things, the new legislation replaces a so-called "partnership law" adopted in 1993 which gave Norwegian homosexuals the right to civil unions.

Health care workers who do not want to perform artificial inseminations on lesbians because of their personal convictions will not be under any obligation to carry out the procedure.

The new law is expected to enter into force at the end of this year or early next year.

Homosexuality was illegal until 1972 in Norway, a country which has since become one of the most liberal in the world in the field.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Weird Animals...

While doing research, I once again came across some interesting things on the internet. Although everything you type into any search engine brings back some sort of porn sight, that is not what I found. I found a place that listed 25 of the most weird and wonderful animals. Some of them are very interesting looking and look as if they are out of a science fiction movie. While some seem to be part of a little girls stuffed animal collection - like:

Angora Rabbit

The Angora rabbit is a variety of domestic rabbit bred for its long, soft hair. The Angora is one of the oldest types of domestic rabbit, originating in Ankara, Turkey, along with the Angora cat and Angora goat. The rabbits were popular pets with French royalty in the mid 1700s, and spread to other parts of Europe by the end of the century. They first appeared in the United States in the early 1900s. They are bred largely for their long wool, which may be removed by shearing or plucking (gently pulling loose wool).

There are many individual breeds of Angora rabbits, four of which are ARBA recognized. Such breeds include, French, German, Giant, English, Satin, Chinese, Swiss, Finnish, to name a few.

Red Panda

The Red Panda, Ailurus fulgens ("shining cat," from a Latinized form of the Greek, ailouros, "cat," and the participial form of the Latin fulgere, "to shine") is a mostly herbivorous mammal, slightly larger than a domestic cat (55 cm long). The Red Panda has semi-retractile claws and, like the Giant Panda, has a "false thumb" which is really an extension of the wrist bone. Thick fur on the soles of the feet offers protection from cold and hides scent glands. The Red Panda is native to the Himalayas in Nepal and southern China. The word panda is derived from Nepalese word "ponya" which means bamboo and plants eating animals in Nepal.


Then there are some that look like they came from another planet - like:


Aye-aye

The Aye-aye

(Daubentonia madagascariensis) is a strepsirrhine native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth with a long, thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It is the world's largest nocturnal primate, and is characterized by its unique method of finding food; it taps on trees to find grubs, then gnaws

holes in the wood and inserts its elongated middle finger to pull the grubs out.

Daubentonia is the only genus in the family Daubentoniidae and infraorder Chiromyiformes. The Aye-aye is the only extant member of the genus (although it is currently an endangered species); a second species (Daubentonia robusta) was exterminated over the last few centuries.


Leafy Seadragon

Named after the dragons of Chinese mythology, Leafy seadragons (Phycodurus eques) resemble a piece of drifting seaweed as they float in the seaweed-filled water. The Leafy seadragon, with green, orange and gold hues along its body, is covered with leaf-like appendages, making it remarkably camouflaged. Only the fluttering of tiny fins or the moving of an independently swiveling eye, reveals its presence.

Like the seahorse, the male seadragon carries as many as 150-200 eggs. After being deposited by the female, the eggs are carried in the honeycomb-shaped area (known as the brood patch) under the male's tail for approximately eight weeks. Seadragons have no teeth or stomach and feed exclusively on mysidopsis shrimp. Known as "Australian seahorses" in Australia, they are

found in calm, cold water that is approximately 50-54° F (10-12° C). Leafy seadragons have been protected by the South Australian government since 1982.

And for my FAVORITE one:

Blobfish

The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it is rarely seen by humans.

Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front it.

Here is the site for the whole list of the 25 Worlds Weirdest Animals

Stop EBay From Selling Ivory...

Poachers, who kill elephants for their ivory tusks, have brought the animal to the brink of extinction. An international ban on ivory has diminished the illicit ivory trade and reduced the killing. Over 120 countries support the ban. So why is EBay still allowing people to sell ivory on their site?

An animal welfare group charges that eBay sales of ivory are brisker than ever a year after the online marketplace promised to restrict the sale of products made from animal teeth and tusks—many of which come from endangered species. The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW), based in Washington, D.C., is urging eBay to ban—not simply restrict—all such sales on its Web market.

How Class Works...

While doing research on my sociology assignment, I came across an article that the New York Times did in 2005. The article (interactive test) is “How Class Works”. This is an interactive test that you can take to see what your position is in our society. They use the four common criteria for gauging class: Occupation, Education, Income, and Wealth. There are roll over menus that you chose from and it tells you how important you are.

They also put other section on there so you can see how Class Breaks Down, Income Mobility, and the Nationwide Poll. It is a very interesting to see that what made class three years ago. In the income area they have $60,000 as upper middle class. I think that has changed over the last couple of years. Here are the stats for 2006:

Here's the five 2006 income brackets according to the US Census bureau:

$97,032 & above - Upper income

$60,000 - $97,032 - Upper middle income

$37,774 - $60,000 - Middle income

$20,035 - $37,774 - Lower middle income

below $20,035 - Lower income

So when you see today’s news that unemployment has reached a new low (5.5% and 49,000 jobs lost), prices going up and people staying at the same rate of pay, I think upper middle class has become lower middle class.

Here is the link for the NYT Class Test:

Eye to Eye: Obama - What's Next...

Obama finally made it as the presumptive Nominee of the Democratic Party. Now he can finally start getting things rolling to fight against the RNC. In this video he talks about Hillary supporters, McCain and Bush, and what he plans for the future of the country. Now that Hillary has dropped out, I feel positive now that we have a chance of taking this country back (unless Bush decided to toss something into the mix as attacking Iran!)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Polar Bear Shot After Swiming 200 Miles...

While trying to find land, this polar bear had swam more than 200 miles. The Icelandic Police felt that it posed a threat to humans so they shot it dead and then proudly sat behind it to take a picture. The environment minister gave the OK to shot the polar bear because he said that "the correct tranquiliser would have taken 24 hours to be flown in". This was disputed by the cheif vet in town when he claimed that "he had the drugs necessary to immobilize the bear in the boot of his car".

The sad part of this is that this is an endangered animal that has not been seen in Iceland in 15 years. Thanks to global warming, the polar bear had no ice to land on while making the trip. It's sad that people take so much pride (as taking a picture with the dead bear) in killing.

Update: Youtube has taken the video of the killing off their sight. It should be there so people can see how horrific this senseless killing is and maybe we can stop it. The U.S. Geological Survey states that two thirds of the polar bears will be gone by 2050 (that is more than 16,000 animals).

Read the article here.

Rejected Books...

Here are a few Dr Seuss books that never made the light of day - and for good reason!
  1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
  2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
  3. Fox In Detox
  4. Who Shat in the Hat?
  5. Horton Hires a Ho
  6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
  7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
  8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
  9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
  10. The Cat in the Blender
  11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
  12. Are You My Proctologist?
  13. Yentl the Lentil
  14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
  15. Aunts in My Pants
Along with the wonderful titles above, here are some book covers that got tossed as well!

































"LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT"

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  2. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  3. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  4. Dad's New Wife Robert
  5. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  6. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  7. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  9. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  10. All Cats Go to Hell
  11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  12. Some Kittens Can Fly
  13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
  20. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  21. Your Nightmares Are Real
  22. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things