Rejected Books...

Here are a few Dr Seuss books that never made the light of day - and for good reason!

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
    

Along with the wonderful titles above, here are some book covers that got tossed as well!

"LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT"

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
3. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
4. Dad's New Wife Robert
5. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
6. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
7. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
8. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
9. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
10. All Cats Go to Hell
11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
12. Some Kittens Can Fly
13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
20. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
21. Your Nightmares Are Real
22. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things