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Friday, May 2, 2008

Taking Care of Baby - The Instructions...

Mark and I just received these instructions on how to care for your baby. Wish we had them sooner, we are obviously doing some things wrong. For one, the way you calm a baby. It works for us why not them? Then washing and drying. I would just toss Mikayla in with the regular laundry - how was I supposed to know? And Mikayla really doesn't like to bond over coffee. She is more of a tea person!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed HYSTERICALLY when I saw these. OMG! Waking baby with an air horn! HAHAHAHAHA.
~Lori

ZipMike said...

Two struck home with me. Playing with baby - ever hear about the time I tossed Taylor a little too high? Had to brush the stuff that came off the ceiling from her head when she came down. Nothing too tramatic, but wish I'd have see that one 15 years ago!
The last one - checking baby's diaper - (Paul) let's just say that your mother had to wash more than once after checking the diaper without looking. Personally I never ended up with "guacamole finger."